Re: The never ending Project(s)
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2015 11:10 am
Well I have had issues with the 210 5 times this month.
Starter spun slow. Ok... Go check... Battery cables tight at the battery, look down. Ahh! The cable on the starter somehow backed off. Bought new lock washer, cleaned it all up, threw it on. Good to go! Get a call a week later, uhh.. Had the lights on for ten minutes, car won't start. Tried getting a jump, it won't start... FUUUUCK. Ok.... 1/2 hour drive, get there. Throw the cables on... I smell gas, lol. Two pumps sweet heart, two.. not two every time you try and start it. Just two. Throw the cables on, sit back and have a smoke while keeping the truck at 2200 RPM.... Get in her car, crank it over and over and over... It was having a hard time turning over... Fuck me,,, cables still seemed tight, It's on jumper cables... With an optima in my truck and a solid alternator it should be fine... Get the heap started, ok.... Don't shut it off till you get home...
Every day I hear that thing barely start. WTF. Maybe the battery is just getting old or died to many times... Fuck me. Pull out my multimeter... 12.5V car off... OK... Here's where I fucked up. I threw the multi meter on the alternator and a random screw on the car. It showed 14.5volts. This is when I had to goto her work and jump it. This time when I tested it, it was 13.6. Well ah hell. My thought process is weird sometimes. I thought ok well I know sometimes shit gets corroded and so I added a 12 gauge wire from the + on the alternator to the + on the battery. Waited a few days, starts the same. Christ wtf... Tested the alternator again, 13.6V. Ok, well it isn't charging right. so Imma yank it out and replace it.... Pull the battery, threw it on the trickle charger... Looked down............................. mother fucker. The ground goes from the engine, to the body, then another wire, from the body to the battery. Two complete wires with 4 ends instead of being clamped to the body. That bolt had worked its way out....... SOB lol. Sanded all the connectors, threw in a new lock washer, bolted it together. Car has fire up and ran great since. Starter spins as it should, no more issues... FUCK YES!
two days ago.... (my gf...) Uhhh. I ran something over, i thought it was paper. but I guess not. I heard a loud bang and the car got loud... (Me) fuck really babe? IDC wtf is in the road could you just you know, drive around it? this isn't a truck lol.
Get out, look at the car. Sure as fuck, muffler dragging. Ok... Busted out the welder, some new connectors.. Welded it the best I could but it's rusty as hell and needs replaced... Great, ok. It's rigged up till my muffler guy has time.... The very next day..... She goes outside to goto work, comes right back in... Uhhh, I left my lights on and it's dead..... FUUUUUUCK ARE YOU KIDDING ME??????
As of now, the car is in one piece and all things work. I pray it stays this way for a while. It's been nothing major, just a pain in the dick.
Starter spun slow. Ok... Go check... Battery cables tight at the battery, look down. Ahh! The cable on the starter somehow backed off. Bought new lock washer, cleaned it all up, threw it on. Good to go! Get a call a week later, uhh.. Had the lights on for ten minutes, car won't start. Tried getting a jump, it won't start... FUUUUCK. Ok.... 1/2 hour drive, get there. Throw the cables on... I smell gas, lol. Two pumps sweet heart, two.. not two every time you try and start it. Just two. Throw the cables on, sit back and have a smoke while keeping the truck at 2200 RPM.... Get in her car, crank it over and over and over... It was having a hard time turning over... Fuck me,,, cables still seemed tight, It's on jumper cables... With an optima in my truck and a solid alternator it should be fine... Get the heap started, ok.... Don't shut it off till you get home...
Every day I hear that thing barely start. WTF. Maybe the battery is just getting old or died to many times... Fuck me. Pull out my multimeter... 12.5V car off... OK... Here's where I fucked up. I threw the multi meter on the alternator and a random screw on the car. It showed 14.5volts. This is when I had to goto her work and jump it. This time when I tested it, it was 13.6. Well ah hell. My thought process is weird sometimes. I thought ok well I know sometimes shit gets corroded and so I added a 12 gauge wire from the + on the alternator to the + on the battery. Waited a few days, starts the same. Christ wtf... Tested the alternator again, 13.6V. Ok, well it isn't charging right. so Imma yank it out and replace it.... Pull the battery, threw it on the trickle charger... Looked down............................. mother fucker. The ground goes from the engine, to the body, then another wire, from the body to the battery. Two complete wires with 4 ends instead of being clamped to the body. That bolt had worked its way out....... SOB lol. Sanded all the connectors, threw in a new lock washer, bolted it together. Car has fire up and ran great since. Starter spins as it should, no more issues... FUCK YES!
two days ago.... (my gf...) Uhhh. I ran something over, i thought it was paper. but I guess not. I heard a loud bang and the car got loud... (Me) fuck really babe? IDC wtf is in the road could you just you know, drive around it? this isn't a truck lol.
Get out, look at the car. Sure as fuck, muffler dragging. Ok... Busted out the welder, some new connectors.. Welded it the best I could but it's rusty as hell and needs replaced... Great, ok. It's rigged up till my muffler guy has time.... The very next day..... She goes outside to goto work, comes right back in... Uhhh, I left my lights on and it's dead..... FUUUUUUCK ARE YOU KIDDING ME??????
As of now, the car is in one piece and all things work. I pray it stays this way for a while. It's been nothing major, just a pain in the dick.