Stories from The Bakken oil patch

[jayden71]

Can't even take a piss without the pole freezing.

[510freak]

The bucket seats as in honey buckets

[jayden71]

We call it pooping with a cheek lift.

[510freak]

Yeah dont want the cheeks stuck to the seat

[Jake from Statefarm]

[jayden71]

Problem??

[jayden71]

This is what happens when you are the FNG in the oil patch and you gotta poop at -25 degrees!




What have we learned?

Dont poop and leave yoir keys in yoir truck when me and my ciusin are around

[Ni10]

This is what I look like when I gotta poop at -25 degrees!
What have we learned?

that poop don't stink as bad when it's -25 out ???

[jayden71]

This is what I look like when I gotta poop at -25 degrees!
What have we learned?

that poop don't stink as bad when it's -25 out ???

I ser what you did there troll....

[Ni10]

[jayden71]

Got called out to a job this morning to empty out production water tank, because it blew it lid.....literally.







Apparently, the vent and the hatch both froze up overnight, allowing the gasses inside to build up and go boom! It sent that solid steel pipe flying about 30 yards away.

[Ni10]

so the lid cracked all the way around ? Looks like some cracks on the lid to.

[jayden71]

so the lid cracked all the way around ? Looks like some cracks on the lid to.

It cracked half way around, tore the tank away from one brace of the catwalk and a few other cracks in the tank.

They shut down the well and will be replacing the tank.

[510freak]

It blew its load,before you could suck it?

[jayden71]

It blew its load,before you could suck it?

premature explosion

[jayden71]

My truck is turning Canadian!

[510freak]

[jayden71]

[510freak]

[Taterhead]

Shit it took me a second to realize you were talking aboot celcius. At first I saw the 666 and thought "what, Canadians are evil?"