Stories from The Bakken oil patch
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Re: Stories from The Bakken oil patch
Its not but we have a couple of "parts" trucks here.
DRIVEN » Tue Nov 04, 2014 6:30 pm wrote:I think Bill might be gettin laid.
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Re: Stories from The Bakken oil patch
Newb drivers create parts rigs?jayden71 wrote:Its not but we have a couple of "parts" trucks here.
Taterhead » Tue Dec 08, 2015 6:35 am wrote:[quote="Taterhead » Mon Dec 07, 2015 2:41 pm
Sorry, I was channeling my inner flatcat.
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Re: Stories from The Bakken oil patch
They do too.510freak wrote:Newb drivers create parts rigs?jayden71 wrote:Its not but we have a couple of "parts" trucks here.
I will have to get a pic of the newb trailer in the shop....
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Re: Stories from The Bakken oil patch
This should be good!
Taterhead » Tue Dec 08, 2015 6:35 am wrote:[quote="Taterhead » Mon Dec 07, 2015 2:41 pm
Sorry, I was channeling my inner flatcat.
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Re: Stories from The Bakken oil patch
Round #2
Whats missing from this pic??
Dont talk out of turn....just raise your hand please.
Whats missing from this pic??
Dont talk out of turn....just raise your hand please.
DRIVEN » Tue Nov 04, 2014 6:30 pm wrote:I think Bill might be gettin laid.
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Re: Stories from The Bakken oil patch
Nothing important. 4 should be plenty.
When the only tool you have is a hammer every problem starts to look like a hippy.
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Re: Stories from The Bakken oil patch
New guy forgot to check hub oil before leaving for his night shift.
Shit got so hot it welded the race to the spindle!
Shit got so hot it welded the race to the spindle!
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Re: Stories from The Bakken oil patch
Dang, noobs
Taterhead » Tue Dec 08, 2015 6:35 am wrote:[quote="Taterhead » Mon Dec 07, 2015 2:41 pm
Sorry, I was channeling my inner flatcat.
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Re: Stories from The Bakken oil patch
Not air cooled?
When the only tool you have is a hammer every problem starts to look like a hippy.
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Re: Stories from The Bakken oil patch
Woot Bill its your Friday man.
have a safe drive home buddy
have a safe drive home buddy
Taterhead » Tue Dec 08, 2015 6:35 am wrote:[quote="Taterhead » Mon Dec 07, 2015 2:41 pm
Sorry, I was channeling my inner flatcat.
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Re: Stories from The Bakken oil patch
This is what happens when shit goes wrong on a drill rig.
I have been to this rig many times.
I have been to this rig many times.
DRIVEN » Tue Nov 04, 2014 6:30 pm wrote:I think Bill might be gettin laid.
Ni10 » Wed Nov 19, 2014 7:56 am wrote: all Datsuns ran when parked.
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Re: Stories from The Bakken oil patch
Bumpity bump for the Bakken thread??
Sheesh, get the cpb webs out of here.
Anyways check this shit out.
We work for Mongoose trucking primarily and seem to always have to go fix their mess ups or rescue them cuz they messed up atruck. IE rolled it or its stuck in the ditch. This is the latest screwup
Their driver was pulling into disposal and BAM!! Trailer axle came out from under his trailer.
do pre trip inspections??
I'm like, are you effing kidding me??
So the dispatcher, with his tail between his legs, asked if we could load the axle up and take it to their shop in Fairview Montana. 50 miles away. Ok!
3 guys, a handy man jack and ratchet strap loaded a 5,000 pound axle into a service truck!!
BAM!!!
Thats how we do it in the Bakken!
Unloading was way easier...got to use a loader.
Sheesh, get the cpb webs out of here.
Anyways check this shit out.
We work for Mongoose trucking primarily and seem to always have to go fix their mess ups or rescue them cuz they messed up atruck. IE rolled it or its stuck in the ditch. This is the latest screwup
Their driver was pulling into disposal and BAM!! Trailer axle came out from under his trailer.
do pre trip inspections?? I'm like, are you effing kidding me??
So the dispatcher, with his tail between his legs, asked if we could load the axle up and take it to their shop in Fairview Montana. 50 miles away. Ok!
3 guys, a handy man jack and ratchet strap loaded a 5,000 pound axle into a service truck!!
BAM!!!
Thats how we do it in the Bakken!
Unloading was way easier...got to use a loader.
DRIVEN » Tue Nov 04, 2014 6:30 pm wrote:I think Bill might be gettin laid.
Ni10 » Wed Nov 19, 2014 7:56 am wrote: all Datsuns ran when parked.
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Re: Stories from The Bakken oil patch
Today was fun too. The piece of shit trailer sat at disposal all night untill a flat bed showed up to load it and take it away. To the junk yard I hope. I got to hook up to it and back it onto the loadall trailer. Piece of cake....
Trailer had to be on the flat bed just right. Could not overhang on either side.
I had quarter inch to spare on either side when done. One try.
Trailer had to be on the flat bed just right. Could not overhang on either side.
I had quarter inch to spare on either side when done. One try.
DRIVEN » Tue Nov 04, 2014 6:30 pm wrote:I think Bill might be gettin laid.
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Re: Stories from The Bakken oil patch
Giggityjayden71 » Mon Sep 15, 2014 4:14 pm wrote: I had quarter inch to spare on either side when done. One try.
When the only tool you have is a hammer every problem starts to look like a hippy.
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Re: Stories from The Bakken oil patch
how the fuck does that happen.
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Taterhead » Tue Dec 08, 2015 6:35 am wrote:[quote="Taterhead » Mon Dec 07, 2015 2:41 pm
Sorry, I was channeling my inner flatcat.
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Re: Stories from The Bakken oil patch
Only a inch you say Bill! 
Taterhead » Tue Dec 08, 2015 6:35 am wrote:[quote="Taterhead » Mon Dec 07, 2015 2:41 pm
Sorry, I was channeling my inner flatcat.
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Re: Stories from The Bakken oil patch
Shit welds, blind drivers that dont do proper inspections and a safety guy that put this exact trailer out of service one week ago for a cracked frame.izzo » Mon Sep 15, 2014 6:27 pm wrote:how the fuck does that happen.
Then the fuckers get mad at us for not wearing a fucking hard hat.?? Can you imagine if this happened out on busy US HWY 85???
Major lawsuits would have ensued for them.
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Re: Stories from The Bakken oil patch
I said quarter inch Lou, get it right.510freak » Mon Sep 15, 2014 8:25 pm wrote:Only a inch you say Bill!
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Re: Stories from The Bakken oil patch
The Bakken does have some nice sunrises
crappy cell phone pics
crappy cell phone pics
DRIVEN » Tue Nov 04, 2014 6:30 pm wrote:I think Bill might be gettin laid.
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